Buying Seeds and Fitbit Sex

Every year between Christmas and New Year I look through the seed catalogues and on the internet deciding what seeds, both vegetable and flower, to buy for the coming year.  Any earlier is bad luck and any later is too late for some of the early starters.  This year was no exception and over the festive period when it was miserable outside I sat with various seed catalogues and my box of left over seeds and decided what shape the garden was going to be this year. I duly ordered many packets of seed from Kings Seeds and this morning they arrived.  This afforded me the opportunity to carry out another annual ritual……ticking the seed packets off the list to make sure they’re all there. Old fashioned I know but a beautiful relaxing time nonetheless.

My wife has treated herself to a fit bit with her combined Christmas and birthday money.  I’m already sick to death of hearing how many calories she’s burned off or how none of her running gear fits her anymore,  I’m also sick of hearing how many steps she’s taken today.  This evening she and I were in mid sex when she looked at her fitbit and declared her pulse had gone up to 85……..hooray….! I think…..!

 

 

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